Long..fun survey.....

[quote="mad_mama"]Dalamar, you must have a brother named Skell in the UK - until now, Skell held the spot of "best survey answerer"! These made me laugh out loud! I've now copied and pasted them in an email to my friends so they can laugh, and then give me their answers!

Thanks for that![/quote]

/bow

Hand me a few surveys like that and I'll redefine "surveys" for you :)

As long as you're all entertained, my deed is done! :)

I just did that on Saturday, was out then went to bed for work on sunday morning but just couldn't sleep so watched youtube vids went to work then was drinking on the sunday! My body still hasn't recovered from going from US time to UK time again...damn jet lag! lol

Thanks for clearing that up now i can answer that question lol
Yeah i did one time at work. :D

[quote="siouxi"][b]Pulled an all-nighter? [/b]

could anyone please explain what that means? It annoys be to death to not know what's meant by that. :D[/quote]

it means you stayed up all night without sleeping and continued your next day... it freaking sucks... i would not recommend it

[b]Pulled an all-nighter? [/b]

could anyone please explain what that means? It annoys be to death to not know what's meant by that. :D

Dalamar, you must have a brother named Skell in the UK - until now, Skell held the spot of "best survey answerer"! These made me laugh out loud! I've now copied and pasted them in an email to my friends so they can laugh, and then give me their answers!

Thanks for that!

Holy Cow Dalamar..you by far have had the funniest and most interesting answers I've ever seen! I'm still laughing! :lol:

Oook.... let's try this! :)

Been pulled over?
Once. Going downhill, I stared at the flashers of the police car parked at the corner. So much so that I forgot to stop...

Dyed your hair?
Yeah. BonJovi Years ftw! :)

Pulled an all-nighter?
Damn... you bet. Theatre School / Light tech / cramming...

Baked a cake?
Succesfully or not?

Fallen down in public?
Yes. Many a time. I'm a born clumsy.

Been caught making out?
And worse....

Taken a pregnancy test?
Many times. Although it never yeilds conclusive results.

Broken a bone?
Yup. Once. Left foot. Now that it's healed, it's become my right hand, hnce tha typooes.

Had braces?
None that were mine to begin with.

Gone skinny dipping?
Damn right. And when I got out, I was skinny dripping.

Built something out of wood?
Yup. A Dog house. Damn divorces...

Been to Disneyland?
Yes. And from what you read until now, you figured out my Brother's Goofy.

Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut?
Yes. But only under duress.

Screamed during a scary movie?
Never. I laugh in scary movies, usually to my date's utter annoyment.

Showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Heck yeah. It stank...

Been to a professional sporting event?
Go Habs Go. You've never seen a sporting event unless you've been to a Hockey game or a Rugby match.

Slept till noon?
You mean we have to stop doing that?

Been arrested?
Nope. They haven't found me yet.

Opened Christmas presents early?
Yup. Usually followed by "oops" and a sheepish grin. "That gift was yours, not mine".

Played Scrabble?
Heck ya. Both in French and English. Flash news. I suck at both!

Rolled down a hill?
That pertains to the "pulled over question"

Toilet papered someone's house?
Mmmm... now that's an idea.

Laughed so hard you cried?
Yup. That's my bread and butter.

Burned yourself with a curling iron?
Can't imagine what I'd do with that... oh, wait! Yes, once I had such an item... and hair!

Been hit on by someone too old?
Absolutely. And too young as well. That's why the police have yet to find me :)

Gotten seasick?
Yes. It's not a pretty sight. 40' seas is scary...

Eaten food that fell on the floor?
LOL Haven't we all? You say no to that: you're lying!

Given a hickey?
Define "hickey"

Shared a sucker with your dog?
You mean "dog" as the animal, right?

Been in an accident?
Yes. It was called "conception" then...

Had chickenpox?
mmm.. Chiken pie, fingers, noodles, fried... not sure I had pox.

Shopped at Home Depot?
Of course. I leave something at home every day...

Spied on your neighbors?
I have to! They spy on me!

Plucked your eyebrows?
*Ouch* Mmmm what?

Ridden in a limo?
Indeed. And I rode... what was her name, in the limo?

Had a pet fish?
For 36 minutes... until my cat figured out the fish was his treat.

Lied about your age?
No. as soon as I begin talking, everybody assumes I'm a kid with pilosity issues.

Bought something at a yard sale?
Every weekend. I'm a junkie...

Fired a gun?
"My love gun, honey" *Ace's solo*

Been drunk?
Define "Soberiety"

Had a cavity?
Yup. Adn they use to fill'em with lead. Think it's got to do with me losing my mind?

Been ice skating?
That's the most dangerous part of being born canadian, for the mother: we come with skates.

Handed out candy to trick-or-treaters?
Tried: but they all refuse them. I either stink too much or someone told'em about the cyanide...

Been in the hospital?
Many, Many, Many times.

Made a prank call?
Quite. Just last week, I called visa and told'em I wouldn't pay! Too bad they didn't laugh, cause I did...

Been sick on your birthday?
Yes. Mostly AFTER the party...

Gotten a tattoo?
Oh geez no. Evil ink!!

Had food come out your nose?
Among other... outlets.

Gone out without underwear?
Define "underwear".

Had a massage?
TMI

Locked your keys in the car?
Shamefully, no. But I did that with my house. the car was in the garage. That Dog house really came out handy after all...

Ridden a horse?
Given they call me the Stallion, I certainly hope not...

Been lost?
Nope, that's probably why everyone cheers me on by screaming at me :" Get...."

Held a $100 bill?
No. I only carry 1000's.

Been to Europe?
been there so much that I since call "home" exotic.

Built a fire?
Of course. That was getting it snuffed out that was the achievement...

Slept Naked?
Is there any other way?

Been skydiving?
Gravity doesn't exactly play in ma favour on that one...

Hogged the covers on purpose?
Totally! My imaginary girlfriend doesn't get cold at night.

Played golf?
My mind's always in the putter....

Watched the Weather Channel?
The only newscast that tell you they're wrong a few hours in advance. Sure.

Had a manicure?
Sure. I bought a grinder for that purpose...

Made mashed potatoes?
Damn right. Fantastic on toast with honey.

Written your phone number on a napkin?
To every waitress I know. None ever called. Whatever happened to curiosity, one can only wonder...

Been to the circus?
To a point of getting sick of it...

Been pulled over?
No...I can't legally drive yet

Dyed your hair?
Yes all the time

Pulled an all-nighter?
Oh yes, many times

Baked a cake?
Yeah

Fallen down in public?
No, unless drunk and can't remember?

Been caught making out?
Yes

Taken a pregnancy test?
Yeah

Broken a bone?
Big toe, I went to kick a football and missed

Had braces?
Nope

Gone skinny dipping?
No, Scotland is far too cold for that

Built something out of wood?
No

Been to Disneyland?
Not yet

Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut?
No

Screamed during a scary movie?
All the time

Showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes :P

Been to a professional sporting event?
Yeah, football...Celtic rocks

Slept till noon?
Yeah, whenever I don't have work

Been arrested?
No

Opened Christmas presents early?
Yes

Played Scrabble?
Yes.

Rolled down a hill?
Yes

Toilet papered someone's house?
No

Laughed so hard you cried?
Yes

Burned yourself with a curling iron?
Yes

Been hit on by someone too old?
Yes, he is now my fiance Lol

Gotten seasick?
No

Eaten food that fell on the floor?
No

Given a hickey?
Yeah

Shared a sucker with your dog?
Eeekkk...NO

Been in an accident?
No

Had chickenpox?
Once when I was 6

Shopped at Home Depot?
Hmm...No

Spied on your neighbors?
No

Plucked your eyebrows?
Yes

Ridden in a limo?
Yes

Had a pet fish?
Yeah, hasn't everyone?!

Lied about your age?
Yeah, in America to get into places :)

Bought something at a yard sale?
No, don't have those in Scotland

Fired a gun?
No, I want to though :)

Been drunk?
Oh yes, i may be just now! Lol

Had a cavity?
Yes.

Been ice skating?
Love it

Handed out candy to trick-or-treaters?
No

Been in the hospital?
No, just visiting

Made a prank call?
Oh yes

Been sick on your birthday?
Probably

Gotten a tattoo?
Yes I have alot

Had food come out your nose?
yes

Gone out without underwear?
:twisted:

Had a massage?
yep, i love it

Locked your keys in the car?
No

Ridden a horse?
No

Been lost?
Yes, damn SatNav

Held a $100 bill?
Yes...but not a

I cant get my computer to copy n paste!! Grr frustrating!!Lol :D

Been pulled over?
Yes.

Dyed your hair?
All the time. Don't wanna be seen with grey hair yet

Pulled an all-nighter?
?????

Baked a cake?
no, but i do bake a good apple pie

Fallen down in public?
last time was at my first Shinedown show

Been caught making out?
Yes

Taken a pregnancy test?
yeah i did

Broken a bone?
yep my wrist, when i was 4

Had braces?
Nope, but i should have

Gone skinny dipping?
not yet, plan on doing it before i turn 50

Built something out of wood?
Yes

Been to Disneyland?
Not yet

Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut?
nope

Screamed during a scary movie?
I don't watch scary movies

Showered with someone of the opposite sex?
sure lots of times

Been to a professional sporting event?
once

Slept till noon?
yeah but that's long ago

Been arrested?
nope

Opened Christmas presents early?
Nope

Played Scrabble?
Yes.

Rolled down a hill?
no hills in my part of the country

Toilet papered someone's house?
nope

Laughed so hard you cried?
yes lots of times

Burned yourself with a curling iron?
yep

Been hit on by someone too old?
eeewwww yes, too many times

Gotten seasick?
yep, it ain't pretty

Eaten food that fell on the floor?
nope

Given a hickey?
sure

Shared a sucker with your dog?
i don't have a dog.

Been in an accident?
Unfortunately yes.

Had chickenpox?
twice

Shopped at Home Depot?
what's Home Depot?

Spied on your neighbors?
nope

Plucked your eyebrows?
sure

Ridden in a limo?
nope

Had a pet fish?
nope, but i did have a pet spider

Lied about your age?
nope

Bought something at a yard sale?
Nope.

Fired a gun?
yes at a shooting club i fired a magnum, that's was really exciting.
I was pretty good at it.

Been drunk?
Yestoo many times, when i was young

Had a cavity?
Yes.

Been ice skating?
lots of times

Handed out candy to trick-or-treaters?
nope they don't do that over here

Been in the hospital?
Yes.

Made a prank call?
Oh yes

Been sick on your birthday?
don't remember

Gotten a tattoo?
i have one and want to have my second soon

Had food come out your nose?
yes

Gone out without underwear?
i wouldn't tell you if i had

Had a massage?
yep, i love it

Locked your keys in the car?
lol yes

Ridden a horse?
one time, never again

Been lost?
Too many times!

Held a $100 bill?
nope but i did hold a 100 euro bill, does that count?

Been to Europe?
I live there

Built a fire?
Yes.

Slept Naked?
Yes...

Been skydiving?
No.

Hogged the covers on purpose?
?????

Played golf?
miniature golf only

Watched the Weather Channel?
nope

Had a manicure?
once, but i could use one now

Made mashed potatoes?
sure

Written your phone number on a napkin?
nope

Been to the circus?
oooh yes i used to love circusses

i don't know... i'm very random... but it keeps people entertained...

[quote="willdabeastfraz"]well stated...
"hey hooker! i'll give you 5 bucks to lick my lollipop!"
she may misunderstand... lolololol

oh god, i make myself laugh too much[/quote]

What are you talking about???

well stated...
"hey hooker! i'll give you 5 bucks to lick my lollipop!"
she may misunderstand... lolololol

oh god, i make myself laugh too much

[quote="willdabeastfraz"]lol... i'd rather have dog lick my lollipop than a human that i don't know where they have been...
human mouths are gross... lol[/quote]
Well, I wouldn't let a stranger lick my lollipop either! :lol:

lol... i'd rather have dog lick my lollipop than a human that i don't know where they have been...
human mouths are gross... lol

[quote="willdabeastfraz"]you wouldn't share your sucker with your dog??!! how mean... lol[/quote]
Sorry..anything that licks it's own ass ain't sharing my lollipop!

you wouldn't share your sucker with your dog??!! how mean... lol