Quote For The Day

that's a good one.

[i][b]GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still aflying:
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying.[/b][/i]

~ Robert Herrick

that's a good one.

Enough messin' around...here's today's Quote for the Day!

"Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of yourself."

Wally "Famous" Amos

Yeah , you might offend Merkjr with any Bear teases!! That is a "touchy" subject with her! If only.... *sigh* :D

well i am a male. but not not your average male. was going to say not your average "bear" but not that's treading on thin water there lol.

Typical male!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

but i don't wanna stop. SWEATING SWEATING SWEATING!!!!

:lol: :lol: :twisted:

NEVER!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

now now child'ren stop teasing little Destiny!

mwuahahahaha!!! :twisted:

haha that's a good one. sweating sweating sweating.

[quote="destiny453"]I always always dream about plane crashes....should i be scared??[/quote] No...you just shouldn't fly!! AAAhhhahhahahahahha!!!! :lol:

I always dream that Destiny is sweating....Hmmm...I wonder why?

there has to be some symbolic meaning behind that recurring dream. i would look into it. usually the meaning isn't literal.

I always always dream about plane crashes....should i be scared??

got one for today: The dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

lmao. nicely put. sure know how to make my day. have a great day. :)

lmfao! I love you Junkie!!

*you were quite amazing today BTW... 8) *puff puff* ahhh!

we will never surrender. mmmwuhuhuhuhhahahahhaha!!!!!!!

*dusting off hands, smiling evilly, satisfactorily* :twisted:

[quote="lorilee"]That's ok boys, just keep deluding yourselves...we all know who is really in charge here, don't we??? Remember, it was my birthday yesterday...talk about rolling over! :lol:

How was that Dalamar???"Yes Honey" "Anything Honey"...I rest my case![/quote]

*Mumbling, hands in my pockets, turning away, kicking the dust*

That's ok boys, just keep deluding yourselves...we all know who is really in charge here, don't we??? Remember, it was my birthday yesterday...talk about rolling over! :lol:

How was that Dalamar???"Yes Honey" "Anything Honey"...I rest my case!

right right, good point. i'll keep it hush hush.

[quote="shinedownjunkie45"]it was a mere figure of speech my friend. girls definately be needed.[/quote]

Shhhh!!! Don't tell'em they're important: they'll ask for more money!!

it was a mere figure of speech my friend. girls definately be needed.

[quote="lorilee"][quote="dalamar"]Every man has it's price. And once reached, you'll roll on the floor, bark when ordered and start licking your balls... like the good dogs we are when chicks are around.

Despite it all, we're always utterly in control. We are manly, strong, put our feet down steadfastly in affirmation of our leadership, and ALWAYS get the LAST two words in every bit of conversation we have: "Yes, Honey"[/quote]
OH PUH LEEZE!! If you guys could lick your own, why would you need chicks??? :?[/quote]

Someone's got to clean up, no?

[quote="dalamar"]Every man has it's price. And once reached, you'll roll on the floor, bark when ordered and start licking your balls... like the good dogs we are when chicks are around.

Despite it all, we're always utterly in control. We are manly, strong, put our feet down steadfastly in affirmation of our leadership, and ALWAYS get the LAST two words in every bit of conversation we have: "Yes, Honey"[/quote]
OH PUH LEEZE!! If you guys could lick your own, why would you need chicks??? :?

then it becomes.... ?

"It's only kinky the first time you do it"

lorilee :twisted:

yeah that's about right.

Every man has it's price. And once reached, you'll roll on the floor, bark when ordered and start licking your balls... like the good dogs we are when chicks are around.

Despite it all, we're always utterly in control. We are manly, strong, put our feet down steadfastly in affirmation of our leadership, and ALWAYS get the LAST two words in every bit of conversation we have: "Yes, Honey"

me changed nah. nope still the same tony as always. there is no corrupting me. lol.

LOL!! It seem's like since you hung out with Merkjr you have changed...has she corrupted you?? :twisted:

8) Cool!

lol. i have been using my imagination it serves me quite well too. :twisted: lol.

Just use your imagination Junkie...it serves me well! RAWWRRR!! :twisted:

lol "gorgive" that's too funny. not sure what that would be but it still sounds hilarious.

We have loads of those around here :)

[quote="destiny453"]I think it was meant for LL?? :S[/quote]

yeah it was meant for LL, blonde moment :)

thanks Junkie!!!

I want to "Gorgive" someone...that sound's like FUN!!!! :P

[quote="lorilee"]Hahahaha!!! Good one Junkie!!! :lol:[/quote]
lol thanks lorilee have a great birthday.

I think it was meant for LL?? :S

[quote="dalamar"][quote="siouxi"]Sure we forgive you Dalamar!
It's one of the lessons of the donkey remember.
Gorgive! :lol:[/quote]

Mmm? What did I do?[/quote]

nothing! I did something, i typed it wrong it meant Forgive off course! :)

Hahahaha!!! Good one Junkie!!! :lol:

heres one for today:
Don't go to bed angry,
stay awake and plot your revenge!!!! :twisted:

[quote="siouxi"]Sure we forgive you Dalamar!
It's one of the lessons of the donkey remember.
Gorgive! :lol:[/quote]

Mmm? What did I do?

Sure we forgive you Dalamar!
It's one of the lessons of the donkey remember.
Gorgive! :lol:

I appologize for the format of that post, I obviously did the cut and paste thing! I just thought it was something to think about. Sorry it was so drawn out! Forgive me? :roll:

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a

well. The animal cried piteously for hours as

the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the

well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and

help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began

to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the

donkey realized what was happening and cried

horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally

looked down the well. He was astonished at what

he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his

back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel

dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it

off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

stepped up over the edge of the well and

happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds

of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well

is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of

our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out

of the deepest wells just by not stopping,

never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less

NOW ...........

Enough of that crap . ... The donkey later came
back,

and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got infected and

the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover

your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Sad? :?

yes its sad :(

Here is the quote for Wednesday.

"Be kind whenever possible.

It is always possible."

Dalai Lama

"If God had wanted man to play soccer,

he wouldn't have given us arms."

Mike Ditka

It's a great movie. I only hate the part about his wife- I can't bear to watch that part :cry:

Ah I have been there too, I love Scotland, except the weather sucks sometimes but hey ho stuff happens :) I wanna go watch Braveheart now.......

Many, Many times!! My daughter Haley have been "obsessed" by William Wallace since she was about 5 years old. She used to stand in front of the T.V. and watch Braveheart over and over! She went to Scotland when she was 12 and visited the William Wallace memorial and surrounding area, she LOVES Scotland and hopes to live there one day.

why thank you :) did you see Braveheart??

"if your not living on the edge your taking up too much space" good words to live by.

"Every man dies,

Not every man lives."

William Wallace

(dedicated to Destiny) <3

You won't get back out.... :twisted:

Mental ward....only for you LL :P :P I will come visit

coughmentalwardcough! :lol:

Lol yeah, that's why i love it here so much. I fit right in. :lol:

Only here Siouxi!! :lol:

LMAO i can't believe i'm really reading this. A guy and a girl arguing over who has the biggest boobs. :shock: :lol: :lol:

But mine are bigger :P :P

[quote="destiny453"]Snookums.... :lol: Lets get this right...i am the one and only D!!! haha[/quote]

Wrong again: I've got boobs too :)

Snookums.... :lol: Lets get this right...i am the one and only D!!! haha

Nice to see ya Babydoll!! Missin' ya!

[quote="lorilee"]"Can miles truly separate you from friends...

If you want to be with someone you love,

aren't you already there?"

Richard Bach

I thought this was appropriate with us all being far from one another. :)[/quote]

You got it my SD fam!!!!!!

:D

nice i like it.

"Can miles truly separate you from friends...

If you want to be with someone you love,

aren't you already there?"

Richard Bach

I thought this was appropriate with us all being far from one another. :)

[i]A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.[/i]

- Despair, Inc.

[quote="lorilee"]"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art,...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

C.S.Lewis[/quote]

I likkeeee

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art,...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

C.S.Lewis

Sorry, I can see this is becoming a problem. Destiny lost me on the "body parts" comment.

Besides... I usually refer to you as Honey Bunny, Snook-ums, Pookie Bear, you know...terms such as these! LOL! :lol:

[quote="lorilee"]Ok D...you lost me on that one!! :lol:[/quote]

Which D? She or I ?!?

Ok D...you lost me on that one!! :lol:

unless we have secret body parts we aren't sharing?? :lol:

You guys are outnumbered though...just remember that!! TeeHee! :wink:

The animal excuse...love it....tony you aint alone dalamar is always there to crack the jokes :)

[quote="lorilee"]"Don't compromise yourself; you are all you've got"

Janis Joplin
1943-1970[/quote]

Anyone else finding this ironic, coming from that Lady? ;)

"Don't compromise yourself; you are all you've got"

Janis Joplin
1943-1970

Thread hijack...here??? You've GOT to be KIDDING me! Never gonna happen! coughpercough! Much love!!

*lol*

excuse? LOL Excuse ME!!

someone's gotta think to spread the love... and the species! And NOT 3 days a month !?! :)

But, what am I thinking here!? Thread hijack?

Ah the animal excuse rear's it's ugly (not you"!) head!! LOL You guys always use that excuse!! It's ok, we love ya anyway!!! TeeHee!! :lol:

I couldn't have said it better myself Dalamar!

[quote="lorilee"]Ok Junkie, the moral fiber of the thread has just been deficated!

Funny!!!

Why is it you guys are always.... :twisted:[/quote]

Because suppressing animal instinct was pretty much proven to not work in 65 billion years of evolution.... just saying ;)

hahahaha that's alright i can hold down the fort even if i am alone (wipes tear from right eye) i'm ok i'm ok. lol.

Haha....you are dealing with women now :) All the men like to hide....and just snoop! :lol:

Look's like you are on your own Buddy!!! Suffah!!! :twisted: LOL

haha yes i am. lol. your crazy. where's dalamar at he's gotta read this plizano, ross come on guys.

It's okay Junkie, you are a dude after all!

OOOOO! I can't wait for the backlash from that one!!! LOL :shock:

hahahahahaha sorry i just kinda pooped on the integrity of this thread lmao. just thought i'd share lol.

Ok Junkie, the moral fiber of the thread has just been deficated!

Funny!!!

Why is it you guys are always.... :twisted:

heres one i found hilarious who would've thunk it lol: A blowjob is the healthiest breakfast because it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts, & a protein shot... stay healthy suck a dick. lol.

[quote="lorilee"]Now, back to a higher level of thinking...

"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly
than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection"

The Bhagavad Gita
5th Century B.C.[/quote]
nice one.

Oh.. ok..

[i]Verba volant, scripta manent [/i]

Live by it and your lives will be simpler...

Now, back to a higher level of thinking...

"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly
than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection"

The Bhagavad Gita
5th Century B.C.

It's ok i can handle taking the piss out of myself :)

Take it easy on yourself for cryin' out loud!!! :lol:

Opppsss i am a dick that was meant to say Breaking!! haha what a douche!

That quote was somewhat low brow compared to some I've listed, but when I heard it I thought it deserved mention!! :lol:

Yes i agree with you :) I was just thinking of Nreaking Inside then i saw your little signature...how random :)

Think about it though...it makes alot of sense! :wink:

Me thinks you are just crrraaazzzzyyyyy :) But I love ya! ;)

"Nut up, or Shut up"

Woody Harrelson

Zombieland

Words to live by? Me thinks!! :wink:

Very scary people!

LOL @ Mad + Lori

And yes, I was quite impressed by that Bass Pro Shop store in Las Vegas. This was incidently the largest gun store I had ever seen.

Now, care to explain to me one thing?

who the heck hunts with a M-16?

"Today I bought a bikini and a pistol at the same store! Bass Pro Rocks!"

Mindy McCready

Heard this on the radio at work today (our guard insists on listening to country) I laughed and thought you might too! have a good day everybody!! :D

I got two doozies...

One from Duff's column last week, and I paraphrase: "This is the day I try to get it right."

And the other is, "If I can't remember it, it didn't happen."

LOL Exactly!! When I don't I catch shi+ for it!!! :lol:

Why?

I'm trying to keep it clean here! :wink:

lol. catty.

...and girls will be girls! Catty sometimes! Meow!! :twisted:

lol. yeah your right it does depend on the gals. but guys will be guys.

The ugly truth! It really does depend on the gals though! Some bring it on themselves...yes, I went there! :lol:

lmao.

Pfft... gossips! We're so above that!

Set 3 guys on a deserted island, what will they talk about? Predictably, they'll chat about cars, computers, music, women, sexual jokes, sports & beer.

Set 3 women on that same island, what will they do? They'll send one of them for a swim whille the other two bitch in her back, commenting on her post-birth flabby thighs.

Now, tell me this isn't the truth, uh? :)

Hahaha totally agree with the masculinity thing....guys don't pretend you don't like a good gossip ;) or even to just come on here snooping :P

For today...
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-
Jolted by every pebble in the road"
Henry Ward Beecher
as quoted by Jeanne Fritch my tat artist <3

No doubt Junkie, you guys are really secure in your masculinity to hang out with a bunch of chicks all the time gossiping!!! LOL (you 3 are the Best!!) Much Love! <3

[quote="dalamar"]*hi five to Junkie*[/quote]
*cool guy high five right back at ya*
@lorilee we will never give up. between dalamar and I and plizano we shall stand our ground firm and never give up. there may be strength in number but we can hold down fort just fine. lol.

There is strength in numbers, you dudes are totally outnumbered! Give up! :lol:

Yeah the guys do need some support around here since we are all obssessed women :)

*hi five to Junkie*

thanks dalamar both were great especially the second definately words to live by. lol. way to put one up for the xy's in the place.

Words to live by Dalamar! :wink:

riiiiiiight..

Convinced!

Obsessed? 8)

We are just both the same :)

And you talk about ME!!! :lol:

That is my fave quote EVER! :)

Yes, you must respect the classics.

And thank you Dalamar for maintaining the integrity of the thread!! LOL!!

Same source, same spirit, same thread:

[i]"When in doubt, fuck!"[/i]

See? One's got to remember the classics.

In light of those afore mentioned comments, it can be kinda fun!! :lol:

Love it! You're right Lorilee...if only all men thought that way! Makes me glad to be a woman too!

That's a great one! Make's ya glad to be a woman!! :wink:

Well, since Tony and I seem to be the only regular XY chromosomes specimens in here, here's one for the testosterone.

[i]"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."[/i]

- Lt.Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino), Scent of a woman!

haha i love that text. it's awesome. i sent it to all my buddies already. one of my good buds replied that it was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to him. i nearly rolled over on the floor laughing hahahahah. love it. much love everyone glad i got a laugh out of you all i gotta run talk to you all later.

Boy Junkie! I'm gonna stay on your good side!!!! Too funny!! :lol:

awesome i'm glad you all like it. i received it a while back and every time i scroll through my phone i come across it and i immediately burst out laughin it's great.

ROTFL, that one is funny. have to remember it. :lol:

LMAO!

heres a good one i received via text i cracked up at it: Friendship wish: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up UR day and may their arms be too short to scratch!

i appreciate that very much. my happiness comes from seeing others happy or just knowing that something i said or did brought them some happiness. thank you very much lorilee.

You have done the same for me on more than one occaision Junkie! Much Love! :D

take care destiny goodluck with the work. i'm lucky that even though i have class everyday at the university i can still get on the boards. it helps me keep my sanity lol. you all are a great way to relieve the headaches from studying for prolonged hours.

Yes Destiny...we will mos def miss you around here. Who will I tease now?? And BTW, thanks for the compliment on the pics, yes it was very fun. with the exception to the weird "swinger" people!! I am open minded...but that is not my thang! :shock:

aaw that sucks!!
good luck, hope you manage to get some sleep too.

Aw thanks Rita, yeah I am in for like 10 hours a day, 5 days a week!! It's crazy but it is my final year, and i can't get on the boards at uni :(

OOh but we will miss you, there's nothing to do about that. :)
Will you be busy with Uni work?

Your pics of Rocktober fest look very good lorilee, glad you had a great time...i got a busy time ahead so won't be here as much :( Boo hoo!! Don't miss me too much

Well i did my best to get some airspace between me and my family.
But i do love my sister very much.
We don't text or talk on the phone very much, but when we are together we have tons of fun. :D

Sounds like you had fun. What about those weird aquaintances?

That sound's fun. I have no family in my area (other than my own) so I envy that. My sister lives in Seattle and she is my bestie! We talk and email all the time though, but it's not like sitting and reading together and drinking coffee!!
I went to Rocktoberfest and had a great time. Check out the FB pictures. Really fun music and fun friends and some weird "aquaintances"... All in all a good time.
the rest of the weekend was...meh. :?
Welcome back!! :D

It was good. Went to visit my Dad and my Sister.
My dad has his birthday this friday but because of the sale i can't go there.
(He lives about two hours driving from where i live.)
So i visited him on saturday and then spent de night at my sister's house.
Had a drinking contest with my brother in law again, and as usual i won
:twisted: :D

How about your weekend? Did you do anything special?

How was your weekend away?

But of course we are. :lol: :lol:

That is why we're [b]FABULOUS[/b]!!!! :lol: :twisted:

[quote="lorilee"]" I [b]WON'T[/b] grow up!"[/quote]

Hehehe, me neither i simply refuse. :D

ABSOLUTELY!!!! If only I knew then what I know now...Right?? LOL!!

I just thought of another good one!

"Tough cookies never crumble"!! :wink:

I feel like I'm going backwards from 40! Life seems to really just be beginning to get more interesting...don't you find that to be true??

" I [b]WON'T[/b] grow up!"

I know I saw that! I was so bored yesterday! So a bit of a Peter Pan thing going on??

Both short, sweet , and really true!! Thanks Lady D!! Have a great day!! Thanks for the fun quizes...I apparently an supposed to live on Neverland!! Go figure! :lol:

When I was little I liked this one..I was always, (and still am) the shortest...so.....

"You don't have to be the biggest to be the best"

or what I believe....

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" ~Ghandi

lol yup. it's gotten off to a pretty good start. i just finished polishing up my resumee.

It's Monday!!! :lol:

eh it's a monday we gotta talk about something to take our minds off the fact that it's just another manic monday.

TY~but if ya have beer goggles, its best to take em off to see the real deal.

LOL...whats with the drinky poo talk to day?!?! LOL

true nicely put.

"If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking"

no prob. i got that quote from a text my wifey sent me yesterday true inspiring words they be. i'll look for more on my phone and post them throughout the week.

True, that!! Thanks Junkie! :D

definately it's one of the finest in the world. : A beautiful belief: If god answers ur prayer, he is increasing ur faith. If he delays, he is increasing ur patience. If he doesn't answer, he knows u can handle.

This is a very high class establishment, don'tcha know!! :lol:

Yeah i did, oh i'm sorry i lowered the tone....like that's hard to do around here :lol: :lol:

Siouxi,
Hi! My name is Cheddar...What's your's?

In other words, that isn't cheesy, it's descriptive, of me as well as you!! I hope you are having a good weekend! TTYL! :D

Mine is a very cheesy one, but it is true for me

"I never grow up, i never grow old, blame it on the love of rock'n roll"(Jon Bon Jovi)

You had to go there? You must really want to try it :wink:

Now...back to business,,,here are words to live by:

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever."

Gandhi

and we have already discussed our types of wrestling matches! haha